Forecasts of Poncho Pilot appearance at Strawberry Fair prove accurate!
By Poncho Pilots News, Sep 5 2017 12:16PM
Widely discredited reports of an imminent Poncho Pilot arrival were spectacularly proved correct on Saturday 2nd of June, on a stage at the Strawberry Fair which eye witness tell us "came out of the sky like an asteroid with wings" and crowds of dumn-struck on-lookers were apparently "bathed in the rhythmic consciousness of the universe", with widespread gyrating and unintelligable babbling among the unsuspecting audience, with one punter becoming so crazed that he had to be looked after by the St John's Ambulance service.
The Poncho Pilots reportedly interfered with the audience in this manner for about half an hour before disappearing, leaving people perplexed and bemused, with witnesses reporting seeing vivid colours and feeling as if they were having some sort of outer-body experience, and as these curious and alarming effects began to wear off the so-called Poncho Pilots made an astonishing return, when their stage revealed itself once again to the crowds, with yet more of their psychological cacophane that sends by-standers into seizures, and they proceeded to mesmerize the audience once again, this time regailing them with the story of how they apparently fought against an evil wizard, and telling them that they "are explorers from another world" and that they administer the antidote to the forces of darkness in whichever dimension they go to.
So I suppose that's what they call jazzing this crowd of on-lookers into an hallucinogenic frenzy, with little or no regard for health and safety or the planning and organisation that goes into making the Strawberry Fair the best free festival in the UK. Well whoever they say they are, or whichever dimension they supposedly travelled from, it is the opinion of this newspaper that these Poncho Pilots are a menace, and future forecasts of their arrivals into this dimension should be treated with the highest levels of seriousness and should only be attended with extreme caution!
these 'ponchp polots ' are an MENACE too our socierty"! theyr go around, preeching theyre pschyedlic NONSENSE, ""blowing" peoples "minds"!!!. Anyone who likes that RUBBISH ovbiously doenst have a '"MIND"" to begin with!! "GOOD riddancs to STUPID RUBBISH" is what I would gladly be saying if they FELLdown a HOLE!!!